The Battle of Barnet

 Today Labour members in Chipping Barnet will vote between a party short-list of 2 candidates.

My handy guide to who these people are

Tweedle-dum	Tweedle-dee
Lawyer	Lawyer
Has never worked a proper job except as a lawyer in the labour movement	Has never worked a proper job except as a lawyer in the labour movement
Young and ambitious	Young and ambitious
Claims to have union backing	Claims to have union backing
Likes to re tweet photos of canvassing	Likes to re tweet photos of canvassing
Claims to be a local lad	Claims to be a local lass
Did not visit picket line or support their union	Did not visit picket line or support their union

 

 

My advice to anyone not suspended and still a member of Labour is to spoil your ballot paper tonight.